Saturday, July 29, 2006

Do / Don't

Don't laugh at him. He's training to be spy.


Don't stick your greedy little uncontrollable vine fingers breaking through the asphalt beside my house.
(I will come back at night and water your ass from a boiling kettle.)




Don't use this one.


Do unleash a plague of bubbles into the air above the ice cream shop.


Don't get in the way, Silvia!








Do find a place to store the cat when not in use.


Don't move the camera when taking pictures of the Big Dipper.


Do the bubble thing again.


o End Transmission o

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Dinner at Claudio and Anna's... without the Claudio and Anna

It was bound to be a beautiful party.
... if a little, um, unusual. Such are our friends.
The women in the kitchen were working so fast, they looked a little blurry.

(oh no, wait, I've got clearer shot of that tomato-chopping massacre.)
Outside and in the livingroom, hungry beachgoers worked on the beer.
Only Kaca was unable to maintain happiness while dying of terrible hunger. She had enough difficulty pretending to be the kind of person who can wear colors other than black. Forgive her.

Dan was so hungry, he started to glow an eery glow.








I no longer had the energy lift the camera away from my feet. How long have these damn bikes been here?






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Suddenly, from inside the house the moans of starving party-goers were replaced by muffled laughter and compliments about bruschetta.
Appetizers began to flow out of the tomato-slaughtering room.
Garlic breath and hunger assuagement (assuagence?) began to dominate the atmosphere.
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Meanwhile, a crack team of chefs were still preparing the Italo-Hungarian tomato sauce. These cats were so cool, they still had on sunglasses with their aprons.She looks right at home with enough chopped tomatoes to drown a rhino, doesn't she?So then, in a zoo-like atmophere, the following:
Imagine: The Italians are all yelling directions to each other (there are four of them at least, and the Hungarian guy is in there, too.)
Some crazed Uruguayan is echoing them from the doorway, shouting, "No! No! No! No!"and everyone in the room is laughing and moving around each other. Chaos.And then out of the churning, steaming moil with the clamoring cacophony of many voices,as if the very heavens and the earth itself were making passionate love, until at last their passion subsides, a miracle was born. Brimming over the pot was such a meal as to make a wise man cry.Dinner was ready.
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Then "Oooooooooo!" transmuted to "Mmmmmmmmmmm!" as the good little students all lined up
as if it were the most amicable cafeteria in any university anywhere.Dinner without our hosts. Though they are dearly missed, we must munch bravely onwards.When the company had climbed their pasta mountains and looked out from the summit, it was time for desert.
Scary, isn't it?

We rose to honor the PhD of the hour by singing to him off-key. Really, horribly off-key. See how he suffers?
Then we did it all over again for the birthday boy. When it started up for the Frenchman's brother who was in town for a bit, it started to get out of hand.
True to tradition and in the epicurean fashion to which we are accustomed, we set out the house selexion of alcohols, and commenced to duel with our livers. On the porch, more time with friends.
Why is Manu confrontational?Don't know, but it makes Tibor ashamed. Or he hates the flash in his eyes.
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About 2pm, the party really picked up. Five or size characters stuck around, anticipating. And then it happened. The Swede walked home and back. When he cast a shadow on the walk a few minutes later, he had his banjo.
After that, well, if you weren't there, there's no use trying to explain.

-Dr. Go "Explainer" Science

Thursday, July 13, 2006

It's a dirty job, but they let us eat cake.

Nothing convinces me of the richness of life like staying awake in the lab until 4am. I mean, there's the Charles Street T Station construction, as seen from the shuttles which bypass it when the construction precludes train traffic; there's the weird things the sun does on a hazy afternoon; and then there's the way that directional LEDs beam out into a hazy Long Island night, on a lonely, deserted stretch of access road deep within the Laboratory grounds. (Okay, I might have screwed with the exposure level a bit, but the yellow light really did beam out into the nighttime haze like this.) None of these everyday sights do more than to hint at the relish for otherworldly and silly feeling of being the last party awake in the lab.

(One more image: this slug in my backyard was impervious to the toxic effects of red Kool Aid. Something in me is ten years old, grinning from ear to ear and saying, "Gross!" But you see, I had the discretion to put only the smallest version where you would have to look at it.)

But the crazy shit that went down on yesterday's beamline shift (We're working 4pm-4am, splitting the day with another research group this week) has me riding pretty high on the joy of the night shift. No sarc, it's realio-trulio an enjoyably life.

I volunteered to run the first hour or two by myself while the two other members of the team ventured into town on a grocery run. I wrote up a list for the few things I need: two tomatoes, a large cucumber, a bunch of parsely, some pita to go with the falafel mix I found still in the lab kitchen from almost a year ago, and some grapes for snacking. They brought back everything I asked for and a carrot cake.

"Here ya go. Went a little over the $20 you gave us, but I owe you for lunch yesterday."

"Great," I say. "But what the hell is this?"

"That's a large cake. The biggest one we could find was this carrot cake."

"Cake?"

"Yeah, 'A large cake,' you wrote."

"CUKE! I wrote 'cuke,' not 'cake.'"

"Yeah, we thought it was a little odd. You never buy cake." So late that night, as the hungries started to show up, and thanks to the relaxed rules on eating while on the experimental floor, we had ourselves a little cake.

Right about that time, a nice, drenching thunderstorm came through. Booming thunder was loud enough to be heard over the warehouse-sized experiment floor packed with its pumps, motors, and beepy things. (They're called 'crickets,' but 'beepy things' sounds more serious.) I went out to bear witness to the trees and fences tossing in the wind and lashing rain. While I was on the back porch, I noticed the best label I have ever seen on a bike. It was parked on the back porch of the lab, by the loading dock. Does anyone but me and the biologists recall their high school biology? I mean, not counting the owner of the bike shop where this got started.

With four- and five-second exposure times, I almost but didn't quite catch the bright blue of lightning flashes against the sickly weird yellow glow of the loading dock's sodium vapor lamps.

I finally gave up and came back inside to find the storm had jolted our power grid enough to destabilize the synchrotron.

The control room seemed to think they could get everything up and running in an hour or so. While we waited, the groupmate I'm helping out this week (My turn to head an experiment of my own design comes soon.) watched video of surgical procedures that grossed her out.

More cake for me.